Seriously, is there a more out there for 20-somethings, other than perhaps talking on the phone? I thought you asked me to turn it up! Making him wait outside for an hour while you finish up your errands will really get under his skin. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows '95 that aren't actually there. People and annoying, meaningless questions. I agree with commenters above who said that prying questions often reflect passive-aggression and a desire by the other person to dominate and feel superior -- to size you up, as it were.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insert the diaper into the garbage can. But if you have nothing to hide then brazenly tell them the answer and they are then the one's on the backfoot. I need to solicit their services. But this time my anger level was rising up and up.
While they are nice, decent, open people. Treat me with common decency and I will do the same. However, depends on the person. But i really want to get to know her better. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started. They say attack works as best defense… The point is, when you spot a trait, body part or anything on a person they might be insecure about, just indirectly mention it in some other person, or in yourself, and they will be instantly humiliated, especially if they are in a larger company. I found a very effective way of humiliating somebody of course, I had to experience it on my skin.
Answer every question with a better question. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. Thirdly as they are all married with children and I am not, I think there is genuine curiosity mixed with the belief that everyone wants what they have. Throw newspapers back at paperboys. Try to find common ground in conversations. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's.
There is information that is a matter of public record, such as the cost of a home or how much you paid for said home , how much are the propterty taxes, etc. I now have a wonderful woman in my life that I feel is a secure relationship. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. Do you need to tell me something? Prepare the diaper with Nutella, peanut butter, etc. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbour's lawn. The weirder the ringtone, the better. When at a party with an infant present, ask the parent for a diaper.
Other issues such as reproductive choices, romantic choices, marriage choices before you marry but once you marry that is public record , health issues, etc. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J. I am a very nice looking single man and also a kind man. If I answer the questions I get made fun of. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off. If that person is your ex-lover, friend or a family member, you can easily get the necessary information about him.
Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. My only rationale behind your rude behavior is that you suffer from very low self esteem because a classy lady would've at least been polite in her response. I had come home stressed from work was tired and she kept pressing and pressing and pressing until I got angry -- at which point she seemed satisfied, mission accomplished in making me feel like shit and herself superior.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Attempt to let her down easy these types stalk and completely remove her from your life. Change his ringtone I did this to my brother once. My now prepared answer is 'its not something i wish for'. If she hasn't learned appropriate behavior and good manners by her age, she's never going to learn them.
Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it. Losing his keys, especially making him think he lost them himself, will drive your man insane! So don't answer them nonchalantly. You know, I am busy training new people. Google the symptoms: you have a tumor. After all, chatting on facebook does take a huge load of pressure off face to face conversations. They get information on jobs, then can try to scheme to get the job away from you, to sabotage you, circulate misinformation, gossip about you. Even when the other person's genuine goal is to embarrass you, the same answer, or some other way of being kind is actually a perfect way to turn the tables.