But it looks like somebody beat me to it. So what can I do to get you to go out with me? Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face Hi! Hey baby, I got a back seat with your name on it. I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. . Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.
Your mouth is so beautiful you will never be pregnant. You know what they say bae, the thicker the thighs the sweeter the prize. Do you have a fucking problem? Hi, how bout you grab my butt and i grab your ears! I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated The socks are having a party; can the pants come down? My dick is more comfortable than that chair you know. My couch might pull out but I don't! Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? Candice dick fit in your mouth? Fucking is like flossing your teeth, the first few times theres gonna be blood. If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! I wish you were a pig she asks why? Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear. Girl: No Guy: Takes penis out Well now that the p is out, I guess I'm a raper. Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Because you are looking trashy! Speaking of your reproductive capacity. Would you say 69 was a perfect square? I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickel Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Guy: Did you know I am a rapper? I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Do you handle chickens because I've heard your good with cocks Hey good lookin whatcha got cookin'? Your boobs are big so can I touch? Hey baby, theres a party in your mouth and everybody's coming Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? A woman has no value beyond her reproductive capacity. Can I sqeeze them to find out? You're ugly but you intrigue me. You got the teacup, cause I'm bringin the teabag. Cause I can help you with that. I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. You have a nice body but it would look better in my bed with me in it.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me? I like the way your wearing that shirt, but honestly honey, it'd look better on the floor. My intestines just blew you a kiss. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good. If wrinkles were flowers you would be the spring Hey. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd bang you in the restroom.
Screw me if I'm wrong but aren't you Julia Roberts. Are you going to that funeral? You're good at mathematics, right? Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. . . . .
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