If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married? One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. A teenager takes a seat on a b. A man was walking down the str. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. As areward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.
It's important for her to see what a manlooks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. . Harold: Dude, put that thing away. Usually she slept through the class. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.
She leaves without purchasing anything. But what happened if a whole church saw it. If you are offended by any of the jokes, please complain to the site jokes are coming from. All they do is blow, blow, blow on there stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses, and show off their gross misshapen bodies! Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. Instead, I'mgoing to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.
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Put all your dough in this bag! My car was parked around the corner. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. Furious and confused, Len went to see his grandmother. The intake is placed to close to the exhaust. A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle aged man reading a newspaper. Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. So I called him a son of a mutant pig.
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The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one. Don't Step on the Ducks Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. We are not trying to offend, just looking for a good laugh! Did you do something to your hair? I went to the shop the other d.
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